Hindi songs for Programmers

Old hindi songs have a charm. They have meanigful lyrics with good word play and also have a soothing lilting music. But never knew they can be adapted to our programming world.

A CTRL-C CTRL-V job from a blog. The song of my choice is “Modem”.

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Programming Songs1.Two Recursive functions calling each other Mujhe kuchh kehna hein Mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum 2. The debugger ! Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz 3. COM programming in VC++ Roop tera mastana Pyar mera deewana Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye 4. From VC++ to VB Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan 5. Untrackable bug – aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se 6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client) – Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua 7. And then to the client – Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho 8. Load Balancing Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana 9. Modem – talk on a busy connection suno – kaho, kaha – suna, kuch huwa kya? Abhee to nahin… kuch bi nahin 10. Windows getting open sourced Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba 11. Local variable Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal! do pal meri kahani hai, pal do pal meri hastihai… 12. Global variable Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai … 13. Null pointers Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya. 14. Dangling pointers Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin. 15. GOTO Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum